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i have arms, a tounge, several brain cells. With decisions like sharp pains, i sleep irregularly follow me.

Not to brag or anything but i have 1000 followers on instagram

my mommy told me im handsome

“I regret nothing” - a guy said that

Here are my favorite things to do

• im like huge so i eat around 50,000 calories to mantain my god physique.
• sleep, sleep, sleep. god i just wanna make babies with my bed and pillow because oh my god they deserve it.
• Why am I still being tormented? I didn't mean to do it. I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please, someone help me. I can't take this guilt any longer. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please. Oh the pain it hurts. I didnt mean to do it. i mean it was a while ago and i really did change i swear. please just get out of my head. like ill pay you to just like get out of there. Is it money you want? cause i have money i can give it to you just get out of my head please.

heres a little advice for the haters ADVICE

and for my fans heres a special joke: What type of witch can you bring to the beach? a "sand"wich. ya im like the funniest one in the friend group ya ya ya. SPECIAL PHOTO FOR SEXY DEVOTED FANS!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2023! I WISH EVERYONE A LAP DANCE FROM SANTA! AND BY SANTA I MEAN me. i want to give you a lap dance. yes you kenzel. i love you. "okay thats gay" -kenzels words. and i said "hell yeah it is" -emiliano